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07-13-2015, 07:57 PM
Donald Trump has plenty of haters, and according to him, they're all losers. If you think a man of Trump's stature wouldn't waste his time punching down at these loser haters, boy are you wrong.

Twitter has made it especially easy for Trump to lash out at his critics. But an exhaustive examination of his tweets (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/) reveals that when it comes to the real estate mogul-turned-presidential candidate's shit-talking skills, practice doesn't make perfect.

We're not sure if Trump just DGAF, or if this is deliberately part of his schtick, but honestly, it's so much better this way.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/332308211321425920)


OH BURN!



Donald Trump loves to turn up the heat on the dopes.

I hear that dopey political pundit, Lawrence O'Donnell, one of the dumber people on television, is about to lose his show-no ratings?Too bad
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/614045285724102656)


Goofy political pundit George Will spoke at Mar-a-Lago years ago. I didn’t attend because he’s boring & often wrong—a total dope!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/611903255149453312)


Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar (https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar)—if you were smart, which you are not, you would oppose the monstrous windfarms that will destroy your country.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 10, 2012 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278196716870709249)


And don't get him started on dummies.

.@krauthammer (https://twitter.com/krauthammer) pretends to be a smart guy, but if you look at his record, he isn't. A dummy who is on too many Fox shows. An overrated clown!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 5, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/606676628857581568)


Dummy writer @Clare_OC (https://twitter.com/Clare_OC) from failing @Forbes (https://twitter.com/Forbes) magazine works so hard to make such trivial license deals look important…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 9, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/619191996142501888)


HOT. FIRE.



Donald Trump will make fun of your business.

Wow, Vanity Fair was totally shut out at the National Magazine Awards - it got NOTHING. Graydon Carter is a loser with bad food restaurants!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2014 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/462188692275490816)


Bad food restaurants?!?! Can someone check on Graydon Carter?!



Donald Trump will criticize your job performance.

The Oscars are a sad joke, very much like our President. So many things are wrong!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 23, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/569730008945692672)


Donald Trump will insult the way you walk down stairs.

The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping & bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not fall!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2014 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/458763139866435584)


And your glasses.

Rick Perry failed at the border. Now he is critical of me. He needs a new pair of glasses to see the crimes committed by illegal immigrants.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/617705622251917312)


And even your nipples.

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/149589104168939520)


OH SNAP.



He's sent so many journalists to the burn ward.

One of the dumber and least respected of the political pundits is Chris Cillizza of the Washington Post @TheFix (https://twitter.com/TheFix). Moron hates my poll numbers
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/598000667953930240)


With a stupid guy like Jonah Goldberg who uses “tweeting like a 14 year old girl” to hit me, no wonder the NRO is doing so poorly. @JonahNRO (https://twitter.com/JonahNRO)
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 21, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/590605961083105280)


How does failed writer and pundit like @stephenfhayes (https://twitter.com/stephenfhayes), with no success and little talent, get away with criticizing candidates.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 20, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/590150084085620737)


How do third rate talents with no smarts like @ron_fournier (https://twitter.com/ron_fournier) get so much time on television news. Boring guy - really bad for ratings!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/587419543582179328)


I have long stated that Brian Williams was not a very smart guy - all you have to do is look at his past. Now he has proven me correct!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/565342022090129408)


Word is that Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd, who has failed so badly with Meet the Press, will be taking over for now irrelevant Brian Williams!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 7, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/564210539132645376)


Uncomfortable looking NBC reporter Willie Geist calls me to ask for favors and then mockingly smiles when he is told of my high poll numbers
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/613868265689993218)


Frumpy and very dumb Gail Collins, an editorial writer at The New York Times, is so lucky to even have a job. Check her out - incompetent!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2014 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/444949110001369088)


"Very dumb." He went there. Twice.

Do you think that very dumb reporter(blogger) McKay Coppins has apologized to his wife for his very inappropriate behavior while in Florida?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2014 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/437749201511120896)


One time, he upped the ante.

.@hardball_chris (https://twitter.com/hardball_chris)’ very small audience is shrinking rapidly because people finally understand that he is very very dumb!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/314402094356496384)


"Very very dumb." Straight MAGMA.



You know who else shouldn't fuck with Trump? Sharks.

Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352795564930383873)


Suck it, sharks!



Donald Trump even goes after heavyweights.

I would absolutely kill Jon Stewart(?) in a debate - it would be no contest - he's not fast enough or smart enough (only obnoxious enough!).
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/332108015840940032)


He's never fazed, because he's got comebacks like this.

Jon Stewart is the most overrated joke on television. A wiseguy with no talent. Not smart, but convinces dopes he is! Fading out fast.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/604775575635525633)


But he knows when to ease up.

All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2015 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/604838076586856448)


JUST KIDDING! Surprise anti-Semitic ICE BURN!

I promise you that I'm much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz - I mean Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow (https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow). Who, by the way, is totally overrated.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/327076720425451523)


And when Stewart showed him what a real insult looks like...

"Did you know Donald Trump's birth name is F**kface Von Clownstick? ... That's all over Twitter... I hope." http://t.co/C4Rropggqr
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) May 2, 2013 (https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/330060168639418371)


Trump totally got the last word.

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/330359969813770242)


GOT 'EM!

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