The space monkey misplaced my fire retardant pants - m4w (Deep South)

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You know what the worst part of living on the International Space Station is? The ice cream. I'm serious. They dehydrate it. It tastes like a sweet piece of Styrofoam. I mean, hey... if you want Neapolitan flavor, this nails it 100%... but who wa ...

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