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07-02-2015, 08:25 PM
Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen Tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen (https://twitter.com/huffpostteen)!

lost a spider in the bathroom so I guess I'm not washing my face tonight lol bye
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) July 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/bentpieceofwire/status/616140160388874241)


Airports are literally just a real life video game where you try to stay out of people's way and not get killed
— Sabrina Carpenter (@SabrinaAnnLynn) June 28, 2015 (https://twitter.com/SabrinaAnnLynn/status/615307483842744320)


Happy Social Media Day also known as Happy My Life Day
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) June 30, 2015 (https://twitter.com/bizzyems/status/615914175101976576)


My summer romance is with Ben and Jerry..
— nat (@nkalinowski12) July 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/nkalinowski12/status/616040734337200128)


why do bad things happen to good people????? pic.twitter.com/fzU4HcWnM8 (http://t.co/fzU4HcWnM8)
— Taylor (@taylor_otto) July 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/taylor_otto/status/616458066951696384)


the most productive thing I've done this summer is count how many grapes I can fit in my mouth
— kristen allison (@kristentallison) July 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/kristentallison/status/616660156483510272)


They should add fangirling to the Olympics... I'm still convinced it's a professional sport
— Jack Johnson (@JackJackJohnson) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/JackJackJohnson/status/615410567088631809)


woke up hungry and remembered i brought home extra donuts last night so clearly today is going to be a great day
— bea (@BeaMiller) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/BeaMiller/status/615558362902585344)


Siri should have been a high school math teacher cause the way she explains things is just
— Glen (@destinyknoll) June 30, 2015 (https://twitter.com/destinyknoll/status/615763276064927744)


Can I put "can apply winged-eyeliner while aboard a train" as a special skill on my resume?
— Jazmin Kay (@jazminlkay) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/jazminlkay/status/615461677514031104)


PETITION FOR ADULTS TO HAVE STROLLERS AND WE TAKE TURNS PUSHING EACH OTHER AROUND BC HOMEGIRL COULD USE A NAP
— camEEla cabeYo (@camilacabello97) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/camilacabello97/status/615647252959199232)


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