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08-11-2015, 04:20 PM
At the moment, many parents are either rejoicing (or tearfully realizing) that school is just around the corner. For some, the back-to-school season has already started, while others are counting down the days until the big yellow bus returns. We looked to Twitter to see what hilarious things parents had to say about school starting again. Whether it's the struggle to get all the school supplies or the exciting idea of just one moment of quiet, parents had a lot of funny things to say about the return of the school year.
5yr old: I don't wanna go to school! Me: And I didn't want that crappy 4th Indiana Jones movie. Life is pain. Now get up & get dressed.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 4, 2015 (https://twitter.com/AndyAsAdjective/status/628529490583384065)
"Is it September yet?" -all the parents
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 12, 2015 (https://twitter.com/PetrickSara/status/620092151565799424)
Right now it's a toss up as to whether I can hold out 'til school starts or I'm going to take a hostage to shield me while I make an escape.
— Just Linda (@LindaInDisguise) August 10, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LindaInDisguise/status/630589459801640960)
Back to School shopping, a.k.a: "How can you have outgrown EVERYTHING you wore last year? You mean I have to buy you a whole new wardrobe??"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) July 14, 2015 (https://twitter.com/maughammom/status/620969091730436096)
The night before the first day of school is pretty much parenthood's Christmas eve.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 30, 2015 (https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/626784428967137281)
If I pretend I'm on a scavenger hunt all over town, does that make school supply shopping fun? No. No, it does not.
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) July 28, 2015 (https://twitter.com/FoxyWinePocket/status/626129423616454656)
Every time we drive by her school my 8yo shouts, "Hi school! I miss you!" You probably can't hear her over me screaming, "I MISS YOU MORE."
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/615505034776813569)
Remember when your school supplies were a backpack, a metal lunch box and a Trapper Keeper? My wallet is nostalgic for the good old days.
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) August 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/TheDoseTweets/status/627567624763871232)
People who are already sending your kids back to school... I hate you. Er, Um... I mean, I hate you.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) August 4, 2015 (https://twitter.com/buriedwithkids/status/628374771143585792)
When Back to School clothes shopping for my boys, I ask myself one question in particular..will this shirt match the daily Go-gurt splatter?
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/DomesticGoddss/status/627981787650781184)
My favorite thing about summer break is reminding my kids every morning how many days until school starts.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 22, 2015 (https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/623889674629611521)
Last full week of summer. The week when I care more about where last year's school supplies are than I do about where my kids are.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) August 3, 2015 (https://twitter.com/NicoleLeighShaw/status/628249269158445056)
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5yr old: I don't wanna go to school! Me: And I didn't want that crappy 4th Indiana Jones movie. Life is pain. Now get up & get dressed.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 4, 2015 (https://twitter.com/AndyAsAdjective/status/628529490583384065)
"Is it September yet?" -all the parents
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 12, 2015 (https://twitter.com/PetrickSara/status/620092151565799424)
Right now it's a toss up as to whether I can hold out 'til school starts or I'm going to take a hostage to shield me while I make an escape.
— Just Linda (@LindaInDisguise) August 10, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LindaInDisguise/status/630589459801640960)
Back to School shopping, a.k.a: "How can you have outgrown EVERYTHING you wore last year? You mean I have to buy you a whole new wardrobe??"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) July 14, 2015 (https://twitter.com/maughammom/status/620969091730436096)
The night before the first day of school is pretty much parenthood's Christmas eve.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 30, 2015 (https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/626784428967137281)
If I pretend I'm on a scavenger hunt all over town, does that make school supply shopping fun? No. No, it does not.
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) July 28, 2015 (https://twitter.com/FoxyWinePocket/status/626129423616454656)
Every time we drive by her school my 8yo shouts, "Hi school! I miss you!" You probably can't hear her over me screaming, "I MISS YOU MORE."
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 29, 2015 (https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/615505034776813569)
Remember when your school supplies were a backpack, a metal lunch box and a Trapper Keeper? My wallet is nostalgic for the good old days.
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) August 1, 2015 (https://twitter.com/TheDoseTweets/status/627567624763871232)
People who are already sending your kids back to school... I hate you. Er, Um... I mean, I hate you.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) August 4, 2015 (https://twitter.com/buriedwithkids/status/628374771143585792)
When Back to School clothes shopping for my boys, I ask myself one question in particular..will this shirt match the daily Go-gurt splatter?
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 2, 2015 (https://twitter.com/DomesticGoddss/status/627981787650781184)
My favorite thing about summer break is reminding my kids every morning how many days until school starts.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 22, 2015 (https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/623889674629611521)
Last full week of summer. The week when I care more about where last year's school supplies are than I do about where my kids are.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) August 3, 2015 (https://twitter.com/NicoleLeighShaw/status/628249269158445056)
Also on HuffPost:
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