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01-20-2016, 04:14 AM
News Item: 62 richest people have as much money as the poorest 3.5 billion (http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/01/widening-wealth-gap/424695/?utm_source=SFFB).
Five years ago, in 2010, it took about 380 rich people to equal the wealth of half the world. So this situation is getting worse. And as we all know, raising taxes on the super-rich is just crazy talk.
But I have suggestions how to fix this. In fact, I have...
Doug's Dozen: 12 Ways to Soften Income Inequality Without Taxing 62 People
1. Enter 3.5 billion people in mandatory Powerball pool.
2. Have Oxfam study figures reworked by kids who were home-schooled.
3. Give world's poor water as clean as in America (or to save $100, as clean as Flint, Mich.)
4. Allow super-rich couples to adopt small countries.
5. Make lots of movies about the angst felt by the rich.
6. Free drugs!
7. New reality show: The Billionaire Bachelor.
8. Allow Third World hovels to trade vacations on Airbnb.
9. Give the poor restaurant coupons they can use as soon as they turn 99.
10. Cut taxes on those 62 guys, 'cause this time, we promise, it'll work.
11. Governments hire people to fix infrastructure...wait, no, that's socialism. Never mind.
12. Let the 62 hunt the poor till there are only 62 poor left. Then half of us will be super-rich!
____________________
Read Doug's comic novel, Memoirs of a Time Traveler,
Now available in paperback or on Kindle. (http://www.amazon.com/Memoirs-Time-Traveler-Amazon-Book-ebook/dp/B00U6P2XSG/)
"You couldn't ask for a finer guide to the future -- or the past -- than Doug Molitor. Having so thoroughly enjoyed his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler,' the next book I read is, without a doubt going to be his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler' again."
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Five years ago, in 2010, it took about 380 rich people to equal the wealth of half the world. So this situation is getting worse. And as we all know, raising taxes on the super-rich is just crazy talk.
But I have suggestions how to fix this. In fact, I have...
Doug's Dozen: 12 Ways to Soften Income Inequality Without Taxing 62 People
1. Enter 3.5 billion people in mandatory Powerball pool.
2. Have Oxfam study figures reworked by kids who were home-schooled.
3. Give world's poor water as clean as in America (or to save $100, as clean as Flint, Mich.)
4. Allow super-rich couples to adopt small countries.
5. Make lots of movies about the angst felt by the rich.
6. Free drugs!
7. New reality show: The Billionaire Bachelor.
8. Allow Third World hovels to trade vacations on Airbnb.
9. Give the poor restaurant coupons they can use as soon as they turn 99.
10. Cut taxes on those 62 guys, 'cause this time, we promise, it'll work.
11. Governments hire people to fix infrastructure...wait, no, that's socialism. Never mind.
12. Let the 62 hunt the poor till there are only 62 poor left. Then half of us will be super-rich!
____________________
Read Doug's comic novel, Memoirs of a Time Traveler,
Now available in paperback or on Kindle. (http://www.amazon.com/Memoirs-Time-Traveler-Amazon-Book-ebook/dp/B00U6P2XSG/)
"You couldn't ask for a finer guide to the future -- or the past -- than Doug Molitor. Having so thoroughly enjoyed his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler,' the next book I read is, without a doubt going to be his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler' again."
-- Larry Gelbart (A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, TV's M*A*S*H, Tootsie.) -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. (http://start.westnet.ca/newstempch.php?article=terms.html/) It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.
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