New York Times Tells Internet To Put Peas In Guacamole, Internet Responds 'LOL, Yeah Right'
 

The New York Times tried to sell the world on an unthinkable idea on Wednesday: adding peas to guacamole. Yes, you read that right. An esteemed media publication tried to mess with a sacred, already-perfect food, so naturally the Internet responded with anger, memes and, uh, a song about it.

Add green peas to your guacamole. Trust us. http://t.co/7imMY9c2ph pic.twitter.com/oeOMt2qgmh
— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 1, 2015

This issue became so big and so controversial that President Barack Obama responded with a resounding "no", and Jeb Bush even decided to weigh in. Some brave news outlets even made the "Peacamole" concoction.

"Peas add intense sweetness and a chunky texture to the dip, making it more substantial on the chip," stated the paper of record. "They also intensify the color of the green avocado — and help the guacamole stay that way. Pea guacamole keeps its bright hue in the fridge for a few days without turning brown around the edges."

We'll take our chances with the original. Plus, when does anyone have leftover guacamole in the first place?

See some of our favorite reactions to the Times' piece below:

respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V
— President Obama (@POTUS) July 1, 2015

If you put peas in my guac I will literally stab you and no that is not an overreaction
— Scaachi Koul (@Scaachi) July 2, 2015

In light of the peas/guac debate, I BELIEVE that means we are due for a pair of farm animals to escape.
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) July 1, 2015

Peas in guacamole?! We fought two world wars and invented a space program so we could have this world? WTF.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) July 1, 2015

Let there be peas on Earth…but not in guac. @glamourmag https://t.co/WLWjBTjSbh
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) July 2, 2015

so many questions: who puts peas in their guac? how long before someone uses "give peas a chance"? why do white people ruin everything?
— Sara Yasin (@missyasin) July 1, 2015

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