This Teenage Boy Contours Waaaay Better Than You Ever Will

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All beauty bloggers can go home now. We've found the Internet's most fabulously fierce makeup guru -- and, fair warning to all, he's "probably" your boyfriend's wallpaper.

World, say hello to 17-year-old Insta-celeb Bretman Rock.

Check your boyfriend's phone this is probably his wallpaper .. Lol or he's probably blocking me . Face: @narsissist All Day luminous @anastasiabeverlyhills Contour Pallete . . Lashes : @lillylashes #lillylashes - Vegas . . Eyeshadow : @lagirlcosmetics - Ultra Pallete Lips: @colourpopcosmetics - Frida and Contempo . Contacts: @desioeyes - Forest Green

A photo posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Sep 15, 2015 at 9:50pm PDT

Bretman's Instagram account recently exploded after he published his makeup tutorial "How to Contour" on YouTube. He now has 2.8 million followers.

"It all happened so fast," he told local Hawaii news station KITV4. "Just two months ago I was at 200k [followers]."

Bretman insists he's just a normal junior at his Hawaii high school. But for his followers, he's the go-to guru for everything from how to use the strobing makeup technique for highlights to how to get your eyebrows on fleek to how to execute the perfect burn after someone starts hatin' on your pimples. 

We should mention most of his posts contain NSFW language, because only Bretman Rock can say to a rainy day, "Oh hell to the fuck no ... even Mother Nature is scared I'm gonna take her man."

Ugh even Mother Nature knows I'm boutta take her man..

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Sep 26, 2015 at 9:14pm PDT

We've studied some all of Bretman's makeup tutorials and we're convinced: This teen serves expert beauty tips with a side of #ROFLMAO.  

Let Bretman Rock teach you about everything from beauty to life to confidence with our favorite videos below. 

1. How To Strobe

Strobing Part 1 tag @jaclynhill because she changed my highlight game,. ? repost,the first one came out as a picture idk why lol

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Aug 18, 2015 at 10:50pm PDT

For the full tutorial, watch part 2, part 3, and part 4.

2. How To Deal With The Haters

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Sep 7, 2015 at 9:41pm PDT

3. How To Fill In Your Eyebrows

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Aug 22, 2015 at 8:26pm PDT

 Watch the full eyebrow tutorial here.

 

4. How To Contour








5. How To Get Bretman's 'When Your Sugar Daddy Dies' Eye Look

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Jul 19, 2015 at 9:43pm PDT

For the full tutorial, watch parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.

 

6. What To Do When You're An Hour Late To School

A video posted by Bretman Rock (@bretmanrock) on Nov 13, 2015 at 4:28pm PST

 


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