MIAMI -- "Of course we're upset," said Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican Party. "We've spent years demonizing Cuba, and now that hard work is down the drain."
This comment comes as President Obama makes the first state visit to the communist nation in memory.
"Look at Iran. Obama signed the treaty with Iran," complained Senator John McCain, "And now the Iranians have thrown aside the hard-liners and elected a moderate government. It screws up everything."
Priebus was philosophical. "Voters don't understand that our military-industrial complex and our media-government exchange program depend on having an adequate supply of countries to hate," Preibus explained. "It feeds our economy. Failed presidents like Obama just don't get it."
There is hope on the horizon, however. "Donald Trump is our savior," said New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. "Donald is on the warpath against Mexico, China and Japan. Carefully cultivated, that hate will keep us going for years."
"But even if Trump isn't elected," said Christie, "We still have ISIS. I sure hope nothing happens to them." -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our
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